Weird Al Yankovic
Lyrics: EBay, White & Nerdy, Pancreas, Canadian Idiot, I'll Sue Ya, Polkarama!, Virus Alert, Confessions Part Iii, Weasel Stomping Day, Close But No Cigar, Do I Creep You Out, Trapped In The Drive-thru, Don't Download This Song.
EBay
Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ... TV tray ...
White & Nerdy
White & Nerdy They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking ... Pancreas
Pancreas Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh  ... Canadian Idiot
Canadian Idiot Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Don't wanna be some beer swillin' ... I'll Sue Ya
I'll Sue Ya I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got... Polkarama!
Polkarama! [Chicken Dance] Let's get it started (ha) Let's get it st... Virus Alert
Virus Alert Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please We wanna give ... Weasel Stomping Day
Weasel Stomping Day Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year &... Close But No Cigar
Close But No Cigar Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her ... Do I Creep You Out
Do I Creep You Out I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met... This is page # 1 from 1 pages