LIVING IN AMERICA

LIVING IN AMERICA

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice

There s 8 million stories in every city
And Americans love to watch it on TV
There s gayslesbiansstripper nymphos
Teenage prostituteshusbands gone psycho
The haters hate it  cause it s too hot for TV
But America rulesnasty as we wanna be
Always #1 across the land
So don t hate Jerry  cause he s the man!
With more fight time than HBO
And even Don King should promote talk shows
It t the best thing in years to hit the TV
  Cause America s rowdy-rowdy like Master P
Players everywhere love a good talk show
  Cause the hoochies get naked like a 2 Live show
So always represent the American way:
Freedom of speech and always gettin  paid!

Chorus:
[Living in America!]
[Living in America!] (All the timestation to station)
[Living in America!] (Here to hereacross the nation)
[Living in America!] (Got to have a celebration)

Verse 2: Brother Marquis

The ghetto got me caught up in some talk show shhhhh
Now I m on TV to find that my girl was a trick
She did my main manplus my own band
I had to take a stand and beat the trick bad
Two sistersthat were doin  the two brothers
Now they fight  cause they was doin  each other
The girl posin  nude used to be a dude
Outcasted from the familynow they startin  a feud
The man cheatin  on his wife got caught last night
  Cause the girl he was kissin  was a transvestite
Got caught on TV where it s too late to fight
Now the whole world knows about his secret life
50-year-old momdressed him like a hoochie
The hoodrat pulls a gat on the groupie
Too hot for TVtoo much for the movies
Some lady smacked Jerrysay what? Sue me!

Chorus

Bridge:

(Miami! Atlanta G.A.! Chicago! And L.A.!
Houston! And New York City! And don t forget - Cincinnatti!)
[I live in America!]
[I live in America!]

Verse 3
[Kid Ice] No matter how you feelthe stories are real
Showin  the world how Americans feel
With home-grown topics and a final thought
They even got hoochies without their bras
Of all the talk shows he s the best by far ...
{Instrumental where there should be a verse}
So set your VCR s if you got to go
  Cause you re living in America with the Springer show!
[Marquis] At the sound of the bell that goes Aw Hell!
Another knock downanother video sale
All problems solvedall matters scarred
A girl got knocked out her chair upside the wall
More hair-pullin nail-bitin  and people fightin 
I love this show because it s so excitin 
The people believe what they really see
On tabloid TVeven me!

Chorus

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