BILL SO HORNY
[ ] = sampled words
[What ll we get for ten dollars?]
[Every t ing you want.]
[Everything?]
[Every t ing]
BILL: Monica?
MONICA: YesBill?
B: Monicawhat would you do for a job here at the White House?
M: I d do anythingBill.
B: Really?
M: Mm-hm.
B: Welldo you swallow?
M: I sure doBill.
B: You do?
M: Mm-hm.
B: Wellwhat would you do with this cigar?
M: Well why don t you let me show youBilly.
[Ooh! Don t do thatbaby! Ahh!]
[Hold on this! Ohsock it to me! Aaah!]
Chorus (repeated during breakdowns)
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]
Verse 1: Brother Marquis
Sittin in my office with my dick on hard
Fuckin all the interns cause I m the boss
Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches
Said"What s upMonica baby? Can you come and kiss it?"
She arrived at the White Houseknocked on the door
Threw her draws on the floor and said "Fuck me!" like a whore
"I m a freak in heata dog without warning!
Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan s."
Chorus
BILL (during chorus): Now Monica ... Monicac monlet s go into the
Oval Officegirl. I just wanna break you off a lil somethin ... Come
on nowlet s go ... wellyou know we can go half on itbaby ...
Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Gore always asks him why he sexes so much
It s the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut
Since you re married to Tipperyou shouldn t be sad
Don t tell Hilary so she won t get mad
Cause you know she ll be disgusted if he ever gets busted
And Newt will be mad cause he didn t get the ass
He s a Prez in heata freak without warning
He loves oral sex cause Bill so horny!
Chorus
BILL (during chorus): OhMonicaI want you to come over here
and break me off in the Oval Officenow ... di-did you bring your
Presidential knee-pads? I m ready to get my freak ongirlI don t
know about you ... I m not a player no moregirl ... nawI just
crush a lot ...
Verse 3: Brother Marquis
You can say I m a pervert or a desperate motherfucker
I ll hook you up with Paula and let you do each other
I ll play with your mind just like it s a game
I ll call my homie Vernon so we can run a "train"
And fuck Linda Tripp cause I hate that bitch
I even got her on tape sucking on my dick
I m a freak in heata dog without warning
Hilary s my wifebut Monica babyyou re my woman
Chorus
BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica ... ohI can t believe it s so
goodgirl ... I m gonna have to take you to the next Democratic
Convention ... so you can hook up all the fellas ... this ll be good
for some vogues ... I can t believe this ... ohhh God ...
Breakdown:
(Mixx cuts and scratches "Heywhat s the matterbaby?")
Chorus
BILL (during chorus): Oh Monicathat s ... ohthat feels so goood!
Ohh! Oh yesohhh! Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!! Oh yeah ... ohhh ... oh
yes! Oh ...
Verse 4: Fresh Kid Ice
It s true you weren t employed until you met Bill
He made you an internand you ratted still
You tell your parents that he turned you out
In the Oval Office of the White House
You said it yourselfyou like it like he do
You put your lips on his cigarand kissed it too
He s a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn t warn em
He loves oral sex cause Bill so horny!
Chorus
Outro (repeated till end of track):
[Fuckie suckie]
[Me fuckie suckie]
BILL (during chorus and outro): MonicaI can t believe you did this
to me! I gave you a jobwoman! Dammitwhy did you do this to me?
Now what s America gonna think? I meanit could ve just been me
youand my wife Hilary! No one had to know! You didn t have to go
tell
[ ] = sampled words
[What ll we get for ten dollars?]
[Every t ing you want.]
[Everything?]
[Every t ing]
BILL: Monica?
MONICA: YesBill?
B: Monicawhat would you do for a job here at the White House?
M: I d do anythingBill.
B: Really?
M: Mm-hm.
B: Welldo you swallow?
M: I sure doBill.
B: You do?
M: Mm-hm.
B: Wellwhat would you do with this cigar?
M: Well why don t you let me show youBilly.
[Ooh! Don t do thatbaby! Ahh!]
[Hold on this! Ohsock it to me! Aaah!]
Chorus (repeated during breakdowns)
[Ahh! Me so horny!]
[Me love you long time!]
Verse 1: Brother Marquis
Sittin in my office with my dick on hard
Fuckin all the interns cause I m the boss
Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches
Said"What s upMonica baby? Can you come and kiss it?"
She arrived at the White Houseknocked on the door
Threw her draws on the floor and said "Fuck me!" like a whore
"I m a freak in heata dog without warning!
Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan s."
Chorus
BILL (during chorus): Now Monica ... Monicac monlet s go into the
Oval Officegirl. I just wanna break you off a lil somethin ... Come
on nowlet s go ... wellyou know we can go half on itbaby ...
Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
Gore always asks him why he sexes so much
It s the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut
Since you re married to Tipperyou shouldn t be sad
Don t tell Hilary so she won t get mad
Cause you know she ll be disgusted if he ever gets busted
And Newt will be mad cause he didn t get the ass
He s a Prez in heata freak without warning
He loves oral sex cause Bill so horny!
Chorus
BILL (during chorus): OhMonicaI want you to come over here
and break me off in the Oval Officenow ... di-did you bring your
Presidential knee-pads? I m ready to get my freak ongirlI don t
know about you ... I m not a player no moregirl ... nawI just
crush a lot ...
Verse 3: Brother Marquis
You can say I m a pervert or a desperate motherfucker
I ll hook you up with Paula and let you do each other
I ll play with your mind just like it s a game
I ll call my homie Vernon so we can run a "train"
And fuck Linda Tripp cause I hate that bitch
I even got her on tape sucking on my dick
I m a freak in heata dog without warning
Hilary s my wifebut Monica babyyou re my woman
Chorus
BILL (during chorus): Oh Monica ... ohI can t believe it s so
goodgirl ... I m gonna have to take you to the next Democratic
Convention ... so you can hook up all the fellas ... this ll be good
for some vogues ... I can t believe this ... ohhh God ...
Breakdown:
(Mixx cuts and scratches "Heywhat s the matterbaby?")
Chorus
BILL (during chorus): Oh Monicathat s ... ohthat feels so goood!
Ohh! Oh yesohhh! Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!! Oh yeah ... ohhh ... oh
yes! Oh ...
Verse 4: Fresh Kid Ice
It s true you weren t employed until you met Bill
He made you an internand you ratted still
You tell your parents that he turned you out
In the Oval Office of the White House
You said it yourselfyou like it like he do
You put your lips on his cigarand kissed it too
He s a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn t warn em
He loves oral sex cause Bill so horny!
Chorus
Outro (repeated till end of track):
[Fuckie suckie]
[Me fuckie suckie]
BILL (during chorus and outro): MonicaI can t believe you did this
to me! I gave you a jobwoman! Dammitwhy did you do this to me?
Now what s America gonna think? I meanit could ve just been me
youand my wife Hilary! No one had to know! You didn t have to go
tell
